SAN JOSÉ, COSTA RICA – Calling it the “greatest threat our nation has ever faced,” President Óscar Arias Sánchez has announced that Costa Rica country will re-institute the military in order to fend off an invasion by American radio entertainer Rush Limbaugh.

Costa Rica has not had an active military since 1948. However, President Arias felt a very real sense of urgency given the latest developments.

“We can sit back and wait to see if the U.S. passes health care reform, or we can act now,” said Arias. “We don’t want our answer to come in the form of a mushmouth cloud.”

Arias was responding to recent comments from the entertainer, who said he would move to Costa Rica if health care reform passed in the United States.

“I’ll just tell you this, if [U.S. health care reform] passes and it’s five years from now and all that stuff gets implemented, I am leaving the country. I’ll go to Costa Rica.” said Limbaugh.

Arias, a Nobel Peace Prize Laureate recognized worldwide for his commitment at maintaining peace in the sometimes turbulent Central and Latin America countries, said he would not allow his nation to suffer the same fate as the U.S. … calling for every man, woman and child in the nation to join the military and guard the borders.

“This is the greatest threat our democracy has ever faced,” said Arias. “If Limbaugh gets in, then Glenn Beck, Michael Savage, Sean Hannity and Ann Coulter will surely follow.

“We cannot allow these weapons of mass distraction (wmd) come and ruin our nation as they have worked so hard to do in America,” added Arias.

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